Funny Jokes

Three house pets, a golden retriever, a parakeet, and a cat, all die and go to heaven: As with all […]

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly residents, a lady used to take her 4-year-old daughter on

A young woman accidentally gets pregnant with twin boys. Her extensive family agree to watch after the babies until the

A man and woman were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together.

A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for

Pedro comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard

Lisa bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In

A Nazi walks into a bar, looks around, and notices an older orthodox Jewish man seated at a nearby table.

A grocery store clerk asked a lady the who was coming through his check-out, “Ma’am, would you like your milk