A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store.
After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out the machine! She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became impatient.
“Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever stupid thing you are doing?”
“No way!” exclaimed the blonde. “I’m not giving up this machine when I’m winning!”